0 Here, honey, hug your germ

There is a website called GiantMicrobes.com. They sell plush stuffed animal versions of many, many deadly diseases.

I could not make this up.

Among their best sellers—e. coli and mad cow. You know—cuddly e.coli and cuddly mad cow.

They even have one of my daughter’s affliction, MRSA.

I asked her did she want a stuffed version of it.

She said nope.

Each comes with a rather scientific explanation of the disease. I learned about this because they were seeking a writer to do these “tags.”

I still would like to do it. That way, I could ask, Who buys these?

My daughter did ask did they have STDs. I didn't ask why.